My luck

I work with this really gorgeous girl. She's pretty awesome. Great personality, very enjoyable to talk and hang out with and she's just fun. I've liked her for a while but I haven't done anything about it. DUMB on my part! I know.

Anyway, I was talking to her the other day in my office. Probably work or small stuff. She left my office and I remembered I was the only person left in the office. So what do I do? I let this fart that makes my office reek of butt. I'm sitting there, not even 30 seconds goes by and guess who's behind me, yes, her, again. Dude, all I can think is "OH NO!" Needless to say, I'm a little imbarrassed.

She's a nice girl so she doesn't say anything but as we keep talking, she goes into the hallway. All I think is that she smells it and is trying to be nice.

We can talk about a lot, so that night, I ask her jokingly, "did you smell that today?" Just my luck, yes, she did. She was so nice about it. I need to get a little more sneaky about pulling off those office farts.